Thu Jan 01 00:50:00 UTC 2026: Okay, here’s a summary of the text, followed by a rewrite as a news article:
Summary:
The article discusses the infamous Starfleet uniforms from Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), contrasting them with the more popular uniforms from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) and later films. While some Trekkies appreciate the story of The Motion Picture, nearly everyone agrees its uniforms were a design disaster. They are described as unflattering, uncomfortable jumpsuits with muted colors. William Shatner, in his memoir, specifically criticized the uniforms’ design flaw that crushed male actors’ genitals when they sat down. The uniforms were designed by Robert Fletcher, who aimed for practicality and a more mature look compared to the original series’ costumes. However, Fletcher’s focus on practicality resulted in uniforms that were aesthetically unappealing and, more importantly, physically painful for the actors to wear. The article highlights the stark contrast between Fletcher’s intention and the ultimately uncomfortable reality of the Motion Picture uniforms.
News Article:
Star Trek Actors ‘Peppered with Yelps’ Over ‘Motion Picture’ Uniforms
By Staff Writer
Los Angeles, CA – While Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) remains a topic of debate among Trekkies for its ambitious storytelling, one aspect draws near-universal condemnation: its Starfleet uniforms. The beige, gray, and brown jumpsuits have long been criticized for their unflattering design, but a closer look reveals a deeper, more uncomfortable truth.
In his memoir, Star Trek Movie Memories, William Shatner, who played Admiral Kirk, recounts the agonizing experience of wearing the uniforms. The one-piece design, according to Shatner, resulted in a painful upward ride in the front, impacting the wearers’ ability to sit comfortably – or, as Shatner put it, endangering their “ability to procreate.” The set, he recalls, was “peppered with the pitiful high-pitched yelps and wailings of castmates discovering this particular design flaw for the very first time.”
The uniforms were the brainchild of costume designer Robert Fletcher, who aimed to create a more practical and mature look for Starfleet compared to the more colorful and, according to Fletcher, less practical attire of the original TV series. In a 1980 interview, Fletcher expressed skepticism of the miniskirts worn by female Starfleet officers in the original series and a desire for more variety within military uniforms.
While Fletcher’s intentions were laudable – creating a futuristic yet practical look, with subdued colors – the execution was a disaster. The actors’ discomfort was palpable, and the uniforms were quickly redesigned for Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, a film often considered superior not only in plot but also in its far more appealing and comfortable uniforms. Wrath of Khan seems to have been the film that launched a thousand commissions based on it’s uniforms.
The Motion Picture uniforms serve as a cautionary tale. Sometimes, even in the far-flung future, practicality and comfort matter more than a supposedly “mellow” aesthetic.
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