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Von Miller Regrets Commanders Choice, Compares Situation to “Hot Pockets and Netflix”
Washington, D.C. – Veteran pass rusher Von Miller, currently with the Washington Commanders, expressed regret over his decision to sign with the team for the 2025 season. In a recent podcast appearance, Miller revealed that the Seattle Seahawks and Baltimore Ravens were also finalists during his free agency deliberations.
Despite affirming he’d make the same choice “10 times out of 10,” Miller used a colorful analogy to describe his current predicament. He likened the Commanders’ situation to settling for a less desirable relationship after rejecting a more promising option, only to watch that rejected option flourish.
“It’s like, you turned down, you know, a chick that you went on a date with to be with another girl, and you look back, It’s like going on a date to be with another girl, and you look back and this chick just signed a big record deal, so now she’s singing, she’s in movies, she’s attractive, she’s got all these Instagram followers now, and she’s happy,” Miller said. “And you’re looking over here, and you and your girlfriend, y’all got tough times and you’re eating Hot Pockets, and watching Netflix movies all the time.”
While Miller is stuck in Washington for now, the Commanders could still release him, though he would then be subject to waivers. In that case, Miller might find himself going from “Hot Pockets and Netflix” to “Uncrustables and YouTube TV.”
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