Sun Aug 31 15:20:00 UTC 2025: Please provide the text you want me to summarize and rewrite as a news article. I need the text to be able to complete your request.
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“The Acme Corporation announced today that they have successfully tested a new self-folding laundry machine. The machine, dubbed the “Fold-O-Matic 5000,” can automatically fold a complete load of laundry in under 10 minutes, saving consumers valuable time and effort. CEO Jane Doe stated that the Fold-O-Matic 5000 will revolutionize the laundry experience and is expected to be available for purchase in early 2024 at a price of $1,999.”
Then I can give you a summary and a news article version.
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