Sat Jul 26 04:13:01 UTC 2025: **FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE**
**Gwyneth Paltrow Hilariously Addresses Astronomer’s Kiss Cam Scandal with Tongue-in-Cheek Video**
**NEW YORK, NY –** In a surprising move, AI startup Astronomer has enlisted the help of actress and businesswoman Gwyneth Paltrow to address the recent controversy surrounding former CEO Andy Byron and ex-HR head Kristin Cabot. The pair were caught on a kiss cam at a Coldplay concert, sparking a social media frenzy due to their reactions suggesting an affair, as both are married to other people.
In a promotional video posted on Astronomer’s X account, Paltrow jokingly claims to be temporarily representing the company’s 300-plus employees. The video opens with someone typing, OMG! What the actual F. Instead of directly addressing the scandal and the resignations of Byron and Cabot, Paltrow deftly sidesteps the controversy. She instead highlights Astronomer’s work in data workflow automation and promotes their upcoming “Beyond Analytics” event.
The video has been widely interpreted as a clever attempt to deflect attention from the highly publicized scandal involving the former CEO and HR head, who awkwardly avoided the kiss cam, leading Coldplay’s Chris Martin to quip about a potential affair.
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