Mon Jan 27 19:10:00 UTC 2025: ## Bruno Mars’ New Track “Fat Juicy & Wet” Slammed by Critics
**NEW YORK** – Bruno Mars’ highly anticipated collaboration with Sexyy Red, “Fat Juicy & Wet,” has been met with harsh criticism from music reviewers. Pitchfork, in a scathing review, describes the song as a jarring mix of awkward, sexually suggestive lyrics and a butchered West Coast club sound.
The review paints a vivid picture of the song’s lyrical content, highlighting lines like “Fat, juicy, and wet” and “That good kitty-kitty, good kitty-kitty/Make it my pet,” calling Mars’ delivery “fake-sexy” and comparing it to a teenager voyeuristically observing girls. While acknowledging Sexyy Red’s typically raunchy style, the reviewer finds even her contribution underwhelming, describing it as a self-parody.
Despite the negative reception to the lyrics and vocals, the review does praise the song’s beat, although criticizing its Las Vegas show-tune influences as a bastardization of the West Coast ratchet club sound. The reviewer suggests legal action from artists like Mustard and Sage the Gemini might be warranted. Overall, the review concludes with a strong negative assessment, suggesting the song is best forgotten except for its surprisingly catchy beat.
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