Mon Nov 25 18:41:00 UTC 2024: ## Biden Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys in Traditional Ceremony
**WASHINGTON, D.C. –** President Joe Biden continued a decades-long White House tradition this Thanksgiving, granting pardons to two lucky turkeys. In a ceremony held today, the President spared the birds, named [Insert Turkey Names if available], from the dinner table, ensuring their safe passage to a retirement home at Virginia Tech. The event, a lighthearted moment amidst the holiday season, involved the President’s usual good-natured remarks about the pardoned poultry. The turkeys will enjoy a peaceful retirement, free from the Thanksgiving feast.
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